Technical Duckery

Friday, June 27, 2008

Mind Blowing Gates eMail

This is reposted from BoingBoing, but I couldn't help reposting it.

This is the tail end of an email from Bill Gate's to one of his minions about his own experience with Microsoft Movie Maker (a product I really like, btw)

So now I think I am going to have Moviemaker. I go to my add/remove programs place to make sure it is there.

It is not there.

What is there? The following garbage is there. Microsoft Autoupdate Exclusive test package, Microsoft Autoupdate Reboot test package, Microsoft Autoupdate testpackage1. Microsoft AUtoupdate testpackage2, Microsoft Autoupdate Test package3.

Someone decided to trash the one part of Windows that was usable? The file system is no longer usable. The registry is not usable. This program listing was one sane place but now it is all crapped up.

But that is just the start of the crap. Later I have listed things like Windows XP Hotfix see Q329048 for more information. What is Q329048? Why are these series of patches listed here? Some of the patches just things like Q810655 instead of saying see Q329048 for more information.

What an absolute mess.

Moviemaker is just not there at all.

So I give up on Moviemaker and decide to download the Digital Plus Package.

I get told I need to go enter a bunch of information about myself.

I enter it all in and because it decides I have mistyped something I have to try again. Of course it has cleared out most of what I typed.

I try (typing) the right stuff in 5 times and it just keeps clearing things out for me to type them in again.

So after more than an hour of craziness and making my programs list garbage and being scared and seeing that Microsoft.com is a terrible website I haven't run Moviemaker and I haven't got the plus package.

The lack of attention to usability represented by these experiences blows my mind. I thought we had reached a low with Windows Network places or the messages I get when I try to use 802.11. (don't you just love that root certificate message?)

When I really get to use the stuff I am sure I will have more feedback.


Full eMail here.

I've always thought that Bill Gates was usually frustrated with the product his company puts out. You can see the difference when you see Steve Jobs talk about his products. He is excited and wants people to play with it. Bill Gates only goes through a script to make sure nothing blue screens. Anyway, this is very interesting to me.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

50 Nerdy Pick-up Lines

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines.

My favorites:
4. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
18. I’m a fermata… hold me
29. What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1
40. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
42. Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

I also really love this pick-up line video: