More Than a Little Crazy

I usually hate to post about current events because everyone hears about that stuff all of the time, so a post about North Korea is perhaps a little out of character. But I just gotta...

We all know that Kim Jong IL, the "great leader" of North Korea, has a serious inferiority complex. He has given himself ridiculous titles and made outrageous claims to his superiority over the average man. For more, see his official biography at: http://www.korea-dpr.com/library/103.pdf.

Well his megalomania has reached new heights. According to the North Korean Information Minister via ESPN News, the "Great Leader" tried golf for the first time and had 11 holes in one. He did say that after a small amount of practice, he is now able to get holes in one at will. Anyone in North Korea who doubts this is guilty of treason.

This man wants to have his finger on the trigger of a nuclear missile!