Luke's Early Christmas Present

I'm going to apologize in advance, buddy. I have no idea how to gift wrap an ass kicking. I'll just wrap a bow around it and hang 50 points on top of it.

In case you were thinking you would be celebrating a fantasy football championship on Dec 25th, just remember the reason for the season and move on. It's better that you not get your hopes up.

I don't know... maybe I'm being a little harsh. Do you want me to bench my quarterback or something so it will hurt less when the game is over?